Glen Carr: Soldier of (Mis)fortune – Do Your Park

Glen Carr: Soldier of (Mis)fortune

Posted by Do Your Park on March 03, 2017. 0 Comments

At Do Your Park, public shaming is our life blood. It’s what gets us out of bed in the morning. It’s what moves us. It’s what makes us rack our brains for unique insults like “turd burper” or “dick nipple.”

With such a commitment to shaming, we’d be remiss if we didn’t occasionally take a minute to spotlight the good work being done out in the streets by men and women like yourself. Today, we have one such asphalt angel. A man who lurks in the shadows, protecting the world from parking fails committed at the highest levels of government.

Ladies and gentlemen, we present Glen Carr: Soldier of (Mis)fortune.

Photo by Tim Elfrink/Miami News Times

Let’s start with the obvious, shall we? A PARKING VIGILANTE WHO’S LAST NAME IS CARR! How cool is that? That’s the sort of thing you’d expect to see on a bad parking business card after this super hero in the streets has force fed you a dose of shame from a fire hose.

Glen’s also a real life action hero. For the past eight months, he’s been patrolling the streets of Miami, snapping pictures of bad park jobs and reporting them to the proper authorities.

The twist??

The people parking in Glen’s photo’s ARE the authorities.

That’s right. In his effort to rid the world of folks who park like an idiot, Glen’s taken his fight straight to the boys in blue. Since August, he’s dropped 125 photos of poorly parked cop cars off with city officials.

Oh, did we mention that Glen’s also an Army major who did two stints in Iraq and one in Afghanistan??

Our hats are off to you, Glen Carr. Keep the cops honest and the shame served fresh daily!

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